If you haven’t noticed a pattern, these recaps posts tend to be delayed, usually because they are so fucking long, and occasionally like today when work is bending me over the figurative table. Anyway, it was actually a decent episode. Between this and Entourage churning out decent episodes for this weeks recaps, this job is starting to lose its appeal.
New chief shows up at dead chiefs house to stumble onto his body, and Probie packs up his mom’s belongings waiting to go to her funeral, all to the tune of “Dayton, Ohio, 1903″ by Randy Newman. It’s beautifully shot and the pacing is in toe with the music, which induces an atmosphere of, “here is some more of the morbid, crazy shit that everyone eventually goes through”.
Lieu is lighting candles for Chief, he, Tommy, Franco and Sean sit around discussing his kid and such. Kenny tries to explain to Franco and Sean that them with their naivete and youthful exuberance couldn’t possibly understand why Chief would do what he did, since they have the majority of their lives in front of them. Kenny is particularly sensitive in his defense of Jerry, and Tommy doesn’t appear to be when he concurs that Chief was a coward, until he further explains that his cowardice stemmed from having to work behind a desk. When Garrity says that is no excuse, Tommy explodes and highlights several of the Chief’s career achievements to illustrate how fearless he was when working the Bronx in the 70’s, and says Jerry used up all the brave he had then after telling Garrity to suck his cock. Its scenes like this one that resonate most with its audience and why the firehouse should be the focal point of the series, as opposed to the personal lives of the members of the firehouse.
Tommy is looking at Nona’s car when she corrects his maintenance, so fix your own damn car. Why are you even over here? New chief and Garrity are asking him about some favor to get the new basketball stud Probie at their house. Nona exploits his peculiar behavior on their last date in front of Garrity and new chief. She calls him princess when she walks out and Tommy asks them to keep it under wraps, clearly a way of appeasing those upset about the portrayal of women on this show.
Colleen blackmails her dad for her affections, he agrees to buy a couple lamps and a bed so long as she calls them every couple of days.
Nona and Tommy are at the conclusion of their date in her car, she goes in to make a move and he can’t get it up after she plays with his dick for a short while. There has to be a happy medium here. She pretends to not have pulled him out of the fire to see if it will restore his manhood, he somewhat cluelessly says, “I think you’re lying to me”, and she kicks him out of the car.
Tommy walks in to see Janet awake with the kid they have yet to name, we’ll call him Capernious. She acts moved by the fact he is buying their older daughter back. Well, “acts” probably isn’t the apt description, “downright touched” is probably more fitting. It reminds me of Lindsay Bluths line, “That’s all I ever wanted from you daddy, for you to spend money on me.” He lies down with the kid on his chest and tends to a cut on his younger daughters hand she got from using “big girl scissors”, as Janet looks on in approval. And, big girl scissors? Really? This broad is like 14. Is she still on the big wheel as well?
Tommy eats some lasagna Janet made, aren’t these people like second or third generation Irish immigrants, they can make edible Italian food? Janet suggests getting back together and recommends a therapist for assistance, he seems apprehensive but willing. He says between the conversation and her reaching out to touch his hand is somewhat priming. She turns down his meek advances by aying their daughter is there.
Garrity and Maggie discuss her drinking habits, she has stashes all over the house and is currently hungover, its a psuedo-gender reversal and dull. She claims her “disease” to be genetic. He asks for a divorce and she concedes, but apparently it was a bluff and she pre-emptively called it.
Sheila stops by Tommy’s with her new beau, she informs him that everything went accordingly with the insurance and avoiding jail. New beau’s name is Troy, and he compliments Tommys jeans, then mills around all awkwardly, Sheila loves the kid and Tommy is hesitant to have Janet see Capernious with her and not crying. Troy asks for some water and Tommy tells him to help himself, Janet walks in and Tommy cannot remember Troy’s name either. Janet takes Capernious and he immediately starts crying. Troy suggests Derrick somewhat ominously as a real name for Capernious, Janet is somewhat flummoxed and Troy asks her about Tommy’s jeans. Janet grabs the kid and runs into his room. Sheila points out that the kid hates her, Tommy blames it on gas.
Troy gets all in Tommy’s bidness asking for a signed autograph of a newspaper headline, when he is detailing the signature the guy feels his jeans and Tommy, expectedly and understandably, freaks out. Sheila drags him out of the apartment and there is never an explanation of Troy’s motives.
In the house, everyone is listening Probie lament and mourn his mother about how he never appreciated her. Tommy, Franco and Kenny all share looks because apparently his mourning is amusing. Probie sees Kenny looking suspiciously and threatens him if he makes a gay joke, Kenny promises he won’t. After Probie leaves Tommy says he can’t believe Kenny avoided doing anything of the sort, Kenny pleads earnestly to give him some time, Tommy suggests tommorow morning and they all agree to pounce then.
All the main characters walk around a building looking for a fire while talking about where to place Jerry’s ashes, in the meantime they do a great job with a single shot scene illustrating confusion as they find the fire, forget how they came in when they attempt exiting, to tracking down Probie and putting a mask on him, to Tommy injuring his knee and finding a pregnant woman, the scene is great up until said woman pops this kid out like a fucking pez dispenser, Tommy is forced to do it after Kenny proclaims, “I don’t know ‘nothin about birthin’ no babies. I suppose the fire was self-contained, because we never see them exit the premises nor fret over doing so because the scene ends almost abruptly.
At a therapists office, Tommy and Janet rundown a brief history of how they met and all of their differences. Said therapist stares at them, jaw agape, then gets up to make a phone call, assuming this is a prank of sorts. When the person on the other end of the phone informs him he is mistaken, He doubles back and tells them he doesn’t have the time they are going to require should they get back together. In the midst the rundown of their tumultuous relationship, Tommy references “the rape” and literally mimics hand quotations when he says it, which is unquestionably the most meta thing they have ever done on this series, and not to rehash the issue, because I can certainly see how that scene might have been perceived as a rape and is a legitimate question, but if that wasn’t their intention then they are set in their opinion, I am amused by the figurative “fuck you” that those quotations represent
Kennt complains about not finding any dirt on the Jew-hater from the opposing firehouse that is competing for Larenz Tate (basketball stud mentioned earlier), he says he is going to go over there and probably resort to making shit up. Franco approaches Kenny and new Chief seeking advice on marriage as he is feeling a lot of trepidation over proposing to Natalie, and they do not seem to have any. Kenny does suggest he ask someone with a good experience and a bad experience in regards to their nuptials for an objective viewpoint, he asks Kenny about his marriage and says it was to, “a dirty, filthy, blood-sucking little whore.”
Garrity is rattling off about his marriage to Franco, Tommy catches them and tells Garrity he was warned, and he was. Amply so, at that. Franco strokes Tommy’s ego after Tommy tells him how sensitivity and emotional availability in a marriage is essential.
Kenny tries to back Jew-hater guy into a corner and sneaks into his house when he mentions some random guys car is getting a ticket.
Garrity offers to stay at Mikes to keep him company, he agrees, but Garrity fesses up and admits his motivation is because of his current separation. Have fun with that no-fault NYC divorce to a woman with no income there, Garrity. The kibbles and bits you two have should really keep everyone happy.
Kenny’s bribe fails and he resorts to begging for the new probie because the other guy’s house already has a solid basketball team. Kenny blesses him after he hears a sneeze, then realizes it isn’t him, looks in a closet pantry to see random guy’s whose car wasn’t getting ticketed wife hiding there in some racy lingerie, Kenny simply says that he has to go find a locker for his new Probie. Done and done, I love the immediate transition from having no leverage to having the guy over a barrel.
Tommy walks in to an eager Janet and he still cannot get it up. Clearly a mental block, or maybe all that viagra Sheila hid in his food is having a reverse effect since he never needed it. Is that a possibility? I have known some kids my age that have taken it out of recreation but either they haven’t mentioned it or this wasn’t an issue. Anyway, Janet calls off the attempt at rekindling the marriage after he can’t get it up and he accidentally confesses to his dalliance with Nona. Man, is she particular. A soft member and an encounter with another woman when they weren’t romantically involved and suddenly its over. Anyway, he holds there kid and she locks herself in a different room, and boy howdy is she angry. Again.
Again, a solid episode and with several scenes that reminded me why I liked this show in the first place, but their is really no continuity. All the scenes are more or less interchangeable. And outside of some conversation in passing, we never heard anything about Chief after the opening credits. Maybe the addition of Larenz Tate getting some dialogue will change things around.